Added: Nicholette Isaacs - Date: 07.10.2021 03:17 - Views: 47503 - Clicks: 9753
I will never stop being weirded out when I scroll through my Facebook and see couples breaking up, fighting, and making up, all openly on social media. It seems that the "cool" thing to do in relationships these days is to be as jealous and insecure as possible — checking each other's text messages and s, always snooping and doubting and gossiping — and to play out every mini-melodrama online for the world to see.
How is this okay with so many people? Why are so many people content to toil in such tedious, tense relationships? It wears me out just watching it from afar. My exhaustion doesn't stop at social media head games either: my Facebook timeline has turned into a never-ending parade of couples going hiking and skydiving and traveling all over the country makes me feel tired.
I also think horses are kind of scary, but that's neither here nor there. We both work crazy hours, so when we do have time together, we catch up on Modern Family and eat popcorn for dinner at, like, 9PM. When we go to shows, we sit against the back wall and slowly sway against each other with beers in hand.
Every relationship has its own personality. If yours is super chill, you might be all about these non-committal, laid back aspects:. Because when life gives you pizza, you stay in bed and eat it, and only get up when you need ranch to dip with if you've never had ranch with your pizza, you are not living life its fullest potential. You two can have fun on your own and not feel jealous or overprotective.
A fart used to be this shocking, embarrassing dilemma that would make you want to disappear forever and wish you had never been born. You could care less about what he witnesses your body do. Sometimes you have to warn him before he goes into the bathroom after you, but hey — everybody poops.
When your relationship was shiny and new and delicate, you always, always, always showered before hanging out. Because you might end up having sex, cuddling, or engaging in some kind of physical action that calls for the close proximity of your bodies. Jealousy is annoying.
The best way you can create tension and resentment in your relationship, is to force your boyfriend to end a friendship simply because his friend has a vagina. And if your boyfriend gets all uppity about you hanging out with other dudes, it just creates an uncomfortable, maddening vibe for everyone. Unless you have epic make-up sex. Why do yoga together when you can just nap together?
Like, during the day. For multiple hours at a time. Without turning on the TV, or getting bored. It's almost exactly like Silent Reading Time in first grade except no one is forcing you to. Hooray chill adulthood.Laid-back Moods for Lounge Bars
Handcuffs, lingerie, and whipped cream are cool and everything, but they require efforts that could be employed in other areas. Experimenting without feeling the need to light up a thousand vanilla candles is the way to go. By Gina Vaynshteyn.The truth
If yours is super chill, you might be all about these non-committal, laid back aspects: 1. You eat pizza in bed for dinner.Wanna chat laid back and easy going
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